Raaaboism: The only sane religion

Welcome to the world’s only sane religion:

  • May you get warts on your genitalia…

  • May you never have children…

  • May every woman, lawyer, politician and Taliban fighter hate you & fear you…
  • May you always be broke, hungry & celibate…
  • May you NEVER Laugh…

Confused? Read on…

The Great God Raaabo was born in Lucknow, India in 1977. He attended school in Delhi and Muscat, went on to Cyprus and then returned to India in 1996.

He shunned all material needs and lived naked on the streets of Mumbai.

Unfortunately he wasn’t a pretty sight, thus people donated clothes to him. Needless to say, he now has a wardrobe the size of Texas. He was so rigid in his beliefs that he shunned even the need for hair and started balding at the tender age of 24. He then decided to start his own religion, as he was fed up of the hypocrites in society.

Unfortunately, with his rise to stardom, he has become a hypocrite himself, but then… that was expected.

A true Raaaboite will get peace of mind and loose his obsession for money and materialism. He will follow no religion except HUMANITY.

Since you wont have any need for all those material goods or money, and keeping them would be too much of a temptation, The Great God Raaabo generously offers to take it off your hands for no charge.

You may click on the links below for further details on how to donate funds or maybe that horrible Mercedes or BMW.

Money is Evil and is the invention of the Devil, give it up and let The Great God Raaabo lead you to enlightenment and make you all that you were destined to be, in this life and the next.

Read the 10 Commandments of Raaaboism

 

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